‘I never knew i needed this …. but now that it’s here, i only know my life in two chapters,’ she began. ‘…. life before 𝑠e𝑥y voldemort stripping to dangerous woman and life after 𝑠e𝑥y voldemort stripping to dangerous woman (sic)’.

Her fans were all for the hilarious display, as one even encouraged her to hire the performer as the opening act on her upcoming Sweetener tour.

Another said: ‘Omg we love Slytherins supporting Slytherins’, in regards to her snapshot with ex Pete from their early days of dating.

One was incredibly hypnotised by Volde’s hips which apparently didn’t lie as they added: ‘rly never thought i’d say this but where can i get a pair of hips like 𝑠e𝑥y voldemort stripping to dangerous woman.’

Her lol-worthy post came just hours after she seemed to slam her ex after he made light of their failed engagement both on stage and in an SNL promo this week.

It’s like, dude, let the news sink in first, k?

A trailer for Jonah Hill’s forthcoming SNL hosting stint, which airs tomorrow, poked fun at Pete’s engagement as Pete turned to this week’s music guest, Maggie Rogers, to say: ‘Hi Maggie, I’m Pete. Do you want to get married?’

He then said to the camera: ‘0-3’, referencing his split earlier this year with Cazzie David.

Ariana didn’t find the bit so funny as she tweeted: ‘For somebody who claims to hate relevancy u sure love clinging to it huh.’

She then wrote ‘Thank u, next’ and retweeted a fan message that said: ‘Tag urself I’m Maggie’.

The couple announced their plans to wed in June, after just three weeks of dating, but by mid-October the whirlwind relationship was over.

Until now, Ariana has stayed quiet about the unexpected split yet this isn’t the first time Pete has stuck the boot in.

Two weeks ago, during a benefit event in Los Angeles, he told a crowd: ‘[I feel like] a good guy that just keeps getting kicked in the dick

It was then claimed by Us Weekly he then joked about his living arrangements, after leaving the Manhattan home he shared with Ariana: ‘Anybody have any open rooms? I’m looking for a roommate.’